I hope you guys had a nice Christmas, and a nice Boxing Day, and a nice day after Boxing Day, as well. It's been suspiciously quiet here, but I don't know if I would go so far as to call it nice. I heard that the Christmas feast was actually pretty good, but I didn't go. I went to the Room of Requirement instead.
This is really weird, but it seemed like the Room was sending me mixed messages. There was a fireplace, and there were stockings hanging and chestnuts roasting on the open fire and everything, but there were effigies of the Carrows burning in it. And there was a table, too, and it had a fruitcake and some scented candles on one side, and a map of Hogwarts and a copy of The Art of War on the other.
It was sort of strange.